Hello!

Haven’t posted a blog in yeaarrsss, eeeekkkk :S

oh, well, just thought I’d write some stuff about the craziness that is my life :)

Crazy stuff happens all the time in my world :)

Such as Sparkey.

Sparkey is a black cat who belongs to one of my best friends, Katie. He is a very horny cat who terrorizes the other cat in the house because he is always trying to rape her. He is very little, has half a tail, and his feet stick outwards so that he walks like a penguin.

The other week, Katie and I were curled up on her sofa, watching telly, about two in the morning. You know that feeling you get to, where you can’t really keep your eyes open? Well, yeah, I was drifting off.

Then Sparkey came in. He had something brown and furry in his mouth, and he dropped it on the floor in front of us. It was a mouse. Normally, cats kill mice and bring them in and leave them for you as presents.

However, this mouse was still alive, and it’s tail was hanging off by a thread. It ran away desperately, and Sparkey continued to chase it, batting it with his black paws. He caught it several times, but the mouse kept getting away.

Katie and I sort of jumped frantically into action, and Katie grabbed Sparkey (who had the poor mouse hanging out of his mouth, still alive) while I shut all the doors so that we didn’t loose the mouse in anywhere other than the living room if it were to break free again.  

“Sparkieeeee, let gooo” Katie tried to gently pull the mouse out of Sparkey’s mouth, but he was having none of it and dug his teeth is further.

The mouse didn’t make a sound, but it’s eyes bulged with pain and terror.

I went into the kitchen, and grabbed a large Gallo wine glass to put the mouse in.

When I went back in, Katie was on her hands and knees, trying to beat Sparkey at grabbing the mouse.

I scooped Sparkey up into my arms (which he wasn’t pleased about) and held him still while Katie put the mouse into the wine glass, praying that it wouldn’t bite her.

Then we took a picture of the little mouse (poor thing, it’s tail was all shredded from Sparkey’s teeth =/) and put him outside on the grass where Sparkey probably found him.

Sadly, I don’t think it would have survived the night.

ANYWAYS, beware the cats with the ballet feet XD they are troublesome XD

I’m post something elsee sooooonn :)

byee

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx